Uber car? What the heck is that?
Uber - free lance taxi service
Its a cab that God only knows how many people have been in since this degenerate who should have been placed into quarantine by FEDGOV have sat in.
Folks too Ritzy to get in a taxicab hit the Uber button on their IPhone (may work on Android now, not sure). A nice black car homes in on your signal, and takes you to where you want to go - as long as you are going from one nice area to another. A related service is Uber X which is cheaper, because you are riding in ordinary cars (generally without legal insurance).
Two points off your hipster score.