Circumcision should best be left to the REAL Professionals, THE RABBAIS!
I’m Gonna Jump
In Jerusalem a man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes a good Jewish cop to talk him down.
Cop yells up to the man “Don’t jump! Think of your father.” Man replies, “I haven’t got a father. I’m going to jump.”
The cop goes through a list of relatives - mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says “haven’t got one, going to jump.”
Desperate the cop yells up, “Don’t jump! Think of your Rabbi!” Man replies “Who is that?”
Cop yells “Jump, Muslim! You’re blocking traffic!”
And the spelling should be left to...
And I think you meant “mohels,” not “rabbais.”