Wow. Thought the ebola hysteria was the dumbest thing I’d heard since Mikey got killed by Pop Rocks.
But this is even dumber.
Every year people hear warnings about tampered-with Halloween candy. And yet, isn’t this one of those things that is in the “urban legend” category? Have there ever actually been ANY cases of sabotaged candy in America?
We have an absolutely gigantic amount of candy distributed every year in America, in a gesture of generosity to children that happens at every income level in every community. And just about nobody gets poisoned.
There really is still a lot of goodness in America.