[Iron Munro]

He must know how women are about their appearance

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SHE'S GOT BETTE DAVIS EYES

SHE'S GOT MICHAEL TYSON ARMS

Her hair is Harlem Black
Her muscles big as trees
Her hands can break your back
She's got Michael Tyson Arms
She'll turn her scary eyes on you
You won't have time to think twice
She's hard as Pennsylvania coal
She's got Michael Tyson Arms

And she'll tease you
And she'll squeeze you
All the better just to knee you
She's ferocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a head crush
Her muscles big as trees
She's got Michael Tyson Arms

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She's got Michael Tyson Arms
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
And you will come out black and blue
She's got Michael Tyson Arms

She'll expose you, when she shows you
how with only one arm she'll throw you
She's ferocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a head crush
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Michael Tyson Arms

And she'll tease you
And she'll squeeze you
All the better just to knee you
She's ferocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a head crush
Her muscles big as trees
She's got Michael Tyson Arms

[BenLurkin]

“She’s Got Daryl Dawkins Thighs”

[ViLaLuz]

Send that one to Weird Al! Can’t stop laughing.