[lacrew]

https://www.osha.gov/dsg/guidance/diacetyl-guidance.html

[P.O.E.]

Who knew that popcorn could be hazardous when inhaled?

/s

[Zakeet]

My favorite Consumer Product Safety Commission regulations concerned the safe design and usage of vibrating dildos.

Too much pressure can lead to friction burns and improper handle design can result in carpal tunnel syndrome. Lack of a time cut-off switch can cause fire.

This is especially important for agencies such as the SEC where large numbers of employees watch porn all day.