Global warming is real.
Look what happened to Mars.
It used to be covered by water all over. Then, Martians became foolish and wasteful, and used so much fossil fuels, that the planet became warm, and all the water evaporated into space, and now, all that’s left is a cold, desolate planet. Martians had to leave, and took over Earth. And, now, it’s happening again, but, we don’t have a nearby neighboring planet to go to anymore, other than Venus, which is already suffering from huge global warming.
That's funny right there !