Do the queer wedding but the ministers need to dress up in Satan costumes, or maybe Bozo outfits.
No law against that.
Right. Tell ‘em “sure, I’ll do it. But let me warn you, my wedding sermons can go really long. Sometimes whole days, or even weeks, at least, because it takes a long time to tell the whole story of how abominations land you in hell for eternity.”
Satan and Bozo costumes? What an idea. Does the “law” mandate a dress code?
Or, wear a goofy wig, get the nails painted, some fake tattoos, do not bathe, bring in cow manure on shoes...make it a wedding to remember..