Is there a legal requirement for a ceremony to accompany a marriage? If not, I’d just ask to see the gay couple’s marriage license and then sign it and say, “OK, you’re legally married in the eyes of the state. Have a nice day.” Then send them away.
“Is there a legal requirement for a ceremony to accompany a marriage? If not, I’d just ask to see the gay couple’s marriage license and then sign it and say, “OK, you’re legally married in the eyes of the state. Have a nice day.” Then send them away.”
I like that...
“Have a nice day.”
Better yet, “have a nice eternity in hell”.