[Robert A Cook PE]

The carrot soup (with onion, peppers, celery, and garlic) ..

(Too many ingredients. Too complicated. I, under the instruction of St Ronnie, limit my cooking to three ingredients and two utensils. A peanut butter sandwich, for example, requires three ingredients: bread, peanut butter (if already mixed up) and honey. A knife and a plate completes the recipe. )

[Tax-chick]

If you got one large package of frozen “mixed soup vegetables” and a carton of chicken broth ... it would still be too much, because you need a pot, a spoon, and a blender.

[Kenny Bunk]

Astounded by your culinary legerdemain!

If St. Ronnie ever allows you a fourth ingredient, call me immediately. A Box'o'Raisins is yours!