[Kenny Bunk]

I too was hurt by Bennett's cruel remarks.

If some of you FReepers had been with me and the Lieutenant when we swam naked up the Mekong River on Christmas Eve at the super-secret orders of soon-to-be President Nixon to capture NAZI spies, you wouldn't be so quick to criticize this great American.*

Because of this heroic mission during which he was grievously wounded by several mosquitos, he deserved to give himself the Silver Star, the Croix de Guerre, the Victoria Cross, and to sign his own Third Purple Heart certificate which enabled him to go home. He was generous to us subordinates, too. Thanks to him, I received the Merit Badge for Swimming, which enabled me to almost become an Eagle Scout.

So back off, Right Wing Fanatic!

* BTW, The inspiring Kerry story was chronicled by Hollywood in the feature film, "Surf NAZIs Must Die." I urge every true American to see it.

[Tax-chick]

I spit carrot soup on the keyboard. Thanks a lot.

[dennisw]

Not to mention the Purple Heart that John effin received due to getting rice shrapnel in this butt

[Delta Dawn]

I salute your service Kenny Bunk...One question:

Was it difficult to keep Kerry’s head above the water?