I want this job.
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Thank You for taking my efforts to become a Taste Tester of Bacon Candy seriously. Pictures help. The effort to contract with Hap will not be in vain. There is finally a purpose to this life. ‘Taste Tester of Bacon Candy’ is a worthy goal. Will not be denied! Contract of offer Hap can’t refuse is being drafted. Give me something to live for Hap! Sign the contract once delivered!