[Pearls Before Swine]

Hello, passenger, Frontier Airlines, and it can only be passed through bodily fluids, not through the air. Then why do they want to talk to these hundred passengers?

The vast majority of times I've gotten ill in the past 20 years were most likely contracted during airline flights. Just sayin'.

[HandyDandy]

I am thinking that the next time I fly, I will request that the oxygen mask above my seat be pre deployed for my personal comfort and convenience.