Reminds me of a woman that put up a generic dummy that looked like it was somebody that fell off the ladder and was trapped hanging from the Christmas lights "it" was putting up.
The cops asked her to take it down because of all the 911 calls it was generating from drivers passing by.
I remember seeing that article on FR. Anyone who thinks the wire on Christmas lights can support a grown human is not very bright.
71 posted on 10/15/2014 7:45:27 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952
(Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)