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Just to show the Democrats that we aren't mad at them and just want to get along, I propose that even if the GOP wins the senate majority, we should let them stay in their big offices and not do anything "radical" until the 2016 presidential elections.

Then we have to make sure we don't nominate anybody "controversial" to be president because that would make our friends on the other side of the aisle, you know, mad at us. And we definitely don't want that. So let's nominate a milquetoast "go along to get along" type guy who has some appeal with the moderates and for goodness sake, let's not take any controversial positions on hot-button topics like abortion, immigration, socialized health care, homosexual marriage, taxes and whatnot.

Let's have EBT cards for all, establish a $100/hr minimum "living" wage, publicly fund third trimester abortions and let's make it possible for humans to marry feral animals. Now that's a winning strategy that will keep us in the good graces of our political opponents.