[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

One can avoid jury duty, but that is not the way to do it. Foolish.

[Ancesthntr]

How? Postponements are easy...how do you get out of it altogether?

[kiryandil]

The Merkun Jesters Systum is a joke and a clown show. It's all to fool the peasants into believing that they "have a say" in what's going on.

How many arrests in the IRS & EPA missing documents scandals?

Bill Clinton just getting out of prison for his perjury conviction? LOL! :)

[dangerdoc]

Make sure everybody knows you are a law and order kind of person and look forward to making someone pay for their crimes.

[SparkyBass]

My way out (true story):

SparkyBass, what do you do for a living?

I'm an engineer

Do you think you can determine what is beyond reasonable doubt?

Absolutely!

What would constitute an unreasonable doubt?

Well, if the defense said Elvis flew down in his spaceship and made the defendant commit the crime, I think that would be considered unreasonable.

Jurors and audience laughed. Judge looked like he could poop a brick. Prosecution said "we'll keep him!", defense let me go home.

The guy before me argued "if they are arrested they MUST be guilty!" Judge argued with him for 20 minutes then sent him BACK to the jury pool to be picked for another trial.