Posted on 10/05/2014 6:25:42 AM PDT by bestintxas
Im Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth.
Americas chief law officer has decided to step down and so its time to take a farewell look at the career of
Eric Holder, Federal Dick!
In 2008, Eric Holder Federal Dick became the first black Attorney General of the United States. But thats all right there are plenty of decent, honest African Americans too. Theres one who lives right down the road from me. Seems like a great guy. So you cant blame all of them for one man.
Shortly after taking office, Eric Holder Federal Dick declared that he would not prosecute the fascist thugs of the new Black Panther party who had paraded in front of a polling place carrying weapons. Holder said the panthers actions werent as bad as the sort of voter intimidation once practiced against [quote] my people, by which I guess he meant fascists, or thugs, or just any bunch of evil schmucks in leather and dark glasses.
Eric Holder Federal Dick also helped improve peoples lives by refusing to enforce laws like the Defense of Marriage Act because he didnt agree with them. Thus he effectively stripped our elected representatives of their constitutional power to make meaningful legislation. Which improved peoples lives in more lawless countries like Burundi, because now they dont have to feel so bad when they compare their governments to ours.
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I believe nothing is too horrible for what he inflicted upon us.
So should the POSOTUS and that won't happen. But should.
“Federal Dick” tater?
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Actually, Holder is quitting b/c he's going in for bowel surgery.
Seems that everytime Holder had to enforce a law, he got constipated---so much so he got addicted to Metamucil.
Now his system is shot to hell---he's getting a pacemaker implanted in his sphincter muscle.
Holder's taking the word ***hole to new heights of meaning.
He’s out of office, so can’t be impeached.
But the other punishments, sure.
Eric Holder: Dick
“So you cant blame all of them for one man.”
I don’t think many people blame all blacks for what Holder has done to destroy this country with his buddy the Muslim..
those two have the crooked black friends on earth..Along with the NAZI SOROS they have destroyed this country..
I would also love to see Holder prosecuted but it will never happen.
Federal Dick? More like Head Federal Dick.
“Hes out of office, so cant be impeached.”
Untrue. He is still in office until a successor is found.
More like Federal Dick Head!
Or just Federal Dick Head.
Or...dick-head federal?
Sorry, was unaware of that. Thanks for the info.
I thought someone could improve on my post.
The accounting department at the company where I was employed was named "Richard Head". Needless to say he was a mite touchy about that...
I also had a college professor named Mathew Fuchs. First day of class he made it clear that anyone misspelling Fuchs would repeat the class next semester.
Regards,
GtG
More like “Dickless.”
Butthead’s uncle if memory serves me correctly
“I would also love to see Holder prosecuted but it will never happen.”
There are other ways to get results.
just remember what happened to Clinton’s associates who crossed them, like Vince Foster, Ron Brown or Jim McDougal.
and the Clintons are on their way back soon, and cannot let little people get into their way.
Remember what Bill really thinks about Obama was said in 2008.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/bill-clinton-obama-few-years-ago-guy-would-have-been-carrying-our-bags_651489.html
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