>> Imagine taking away wine and dishing up a drug in its stead!
Here’s how we fix this: we hire us some liquor salesmen (and saleswomen) and make them up some business cards that show their title as “Psychopharmeceutical Sales”. We send ‘em out to doctor’s offices with cases of free half-carafe, jigger, longneck etc. “samples”. (Relabeling is probably in order.) Our “salesmen” also order in trays of pastries and sandwiches and stuff, so the MDs and their staff can get even fatter. Our salesmen will also leave all manner of advertising booty (rulers, koozies, desk sets, etc.)
Of course, we also dummy up some scholarly articles about the benefits of our alcohol and get ‘em published in Lancet... they’re really not as discriminating as you might think.
Hey, it works for drugs... why not give it a shot?
It would be easier to have it declared ‘just another lifestyle choice.’