Feds Wonder Why Fat Girls Can’t Get Dates

Washington Free Beacon ^ | 10/1/14 | Elizabeth Harrington

[SoFloFreeper]

NIH spends $466,642 to determine if it’s all about that bass

The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.

[longtermmemmory]

obviously this is to justify feminism.

feminism is just about giving ugly women access to men who do not want ugly women.

[Mears]

I’ve never know a fat girl who COULDN’T get a date.

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[MNDude]

ha ha!

I’ve always believed lesbian existed just to double a girl’s chances at getting a date.

[woodenickel]

Thats waistist!

[Resolute Conservative]

She is so ugly would scare the electrons out of a battery powering her friend.

[ScottinVA]

Fat girls who don’t get dates in high school often become angry, hairy-legged leftist lezbo feminazis. Like Rush said, radical feminism is their ticket to the mainstream... and once they enter that mainstream, they do so with revenge on their minds.

[ansel12]

If this results in free beer being mandatorily issued to single men, then I support it.

[laplata]

LOL that’s why she has the Energizer Bunny keep her supplied in batteries for her ....uh needs.

[Beagle8U]

It’s the sweat, sorry, that’s it.

[SpinnerWebb]

I got those from the internet... so they must be right.

[dead]

Guys are shallow, unlike some girls footprints.

[Beagle8U]

“Fat girls get plenty of dates.

They just have to make more compromises, that’s all.”

Is it still considered a date if all they ever see of you is your lap?

[dead]

[SpinnerWebb]

I can change the channel in your head for you, if you like...

[dead]

[Chainmail]

The only three things a wingman can say to his lead pilot:

1.Nice landing, Sir
2. Lead, you’re on fire.
3. I’ll take the fat chick.

[DH]

“Fat girls get plenty of dates.”

I saw a really, really fat one eating all of the dates from a date palm in one sitting. She seemed to no trouble getting all of the dates she wanted..............;)

[Sybeck1]

Bet they all have a great personality.

[T-Bone Texan]

No, don't change, it's a catchy tune.

I thought she was saying "No trouble"; now I know it is "No treble".

You have helped to cure me of my ignorance.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

Been there done that, and STILL remember it.