[x1stcav]

I was born in ‘45. Since then, let me count the ways I’ve should’ve/would’ve/could’ve died.

late 60’s -— global starvation brought by a population explosion.

mid 70’s -— running out of oil and startegic minerals.

late 80’s -— alar (thank you Meryl Streep, you idiot).

In the 90’s —— global cooling

In the 00’s -— global warming.

In between, there was too much salt, no eggs, and the rest of it.

I stopped listening to this BS back in the late 60’s - early 70’s.

[Vinnie]

Don’t forget Tobacco. Smoking and 2nd hand smoke should have wiped out our generation.

[haywoodwebb]

"I was born in ‘45. Since then, let me count the ways I’ve should’ve/would’ve/could’ve died.
late 60’s -— global starvation brought by a population explosion.
mid 70’s -— running out of oil and startegic minerals.
late 80’s -— alar (thank you Meryl Streep, you idiot).
In the 90’s —— global cooling
In the 00’s -— global warming.
In between, there was too much salt, no eggs, and the rest of it.
I stopped listening to this BS back in the late 60’s - early 70’s."

HOLY COW! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT

THE BOMB

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

And a lot of people have died since then, haven’t they? ;)

[Mygirlsmom]

You forgot Bird Flu.

I also remember the first Gulf War, when Sadaam set all the oil fields ablaze - watching Nightline tell about how they would burn for years and the resulting pollution would alter the growing seasons so much that food supplies would be decimated.

[Patriotic1]

I remember killer bees as a child. I was so scared. My fear factor has decreased every decade since.

[BlueMondaySkipper]

I’m much more concerned about the ramifications of gravity reversing....