Why 'imagine' ? Here's the real thing. (you may need to change underwear after viewing)
Whoa........that’s heavy
I don’t care who you are, that’s a guaranteed, certified, bona fide, one hundred percent failsafe cure for constipation right there. Stronger than X-LAX and faster acting. You should consider adding a stronger warning clause.
It’s enough to scare the Shiites out of the whole middle East. Haven’t been so frightened since the teacher called me to the front of the classroom to recite poetry.