[Titus-Maximus]

Had something really bad happened we would have never heard the end of it, how the racist Secret Service allowed this to happen, how they deliberately muted the alarm, how Jack Ruby’s nephew was three blocks away in a massage parlor, how the new IPhones didn’t work in Washington DC for those particular 15 minutes, how the guns of the WH guards were not loaded that day, how they forgot to mow a grassy knoll on the lawn that day.......

Calling Oliver Stoned.

[dfwgator]

Had something really bad happened we would have never heard the end of it, how the racist Secret Service allowed this to happen, how they deliberately muted the alarm, how Jack Ruby’s nephew was three blocks away in a massage parlor, how the new IPhones didn’t work in Washington DC for those particular 15 minutes, how the guns of the WH guards were not loaded that day, how they forgot to mow a grassy knoll on the lawn that day.......

Cui Bono?

Hint: It ain't the Republicans.