[Gay State Conservative]

Really? If a person is determined to hide who they are, what test would you use to guarantee they are not a latent homosexual?

I read the small print only because looking at those ladies,all of whom are young enough to be my granddaughter,would give me chest pain.Does that still mean that I failed? :-)

[dfwgator]

Do you have any Barbra Streisand songs on your iPod?

[Stormdog]

“I read the small print only because looking at those ladies,all of whom are young enough to be my granddaughter,would give me chest pain.”

Have a look and then pop a nitro. It’ll be worth the headache.