He had one weird head of hair.
Well, if it was hair on his head it wasn’t his. I remember when he checked into prison. They made him leave the rug home-—not allowed in jail-—and the last shot of him going in showed a head as slick as they come. It’s too bad he didn’t live up to his own speeches and we know farming is the most dangerous profession. Driving a tractor is apparently another skill he didn’t have.