Then put on your SuperHero t-shirt and underpants (oh, those are already on?) and go out there unarmed and keep the peace. You won't need any thing, except that bravado & big head. Caps won't fit, so just put on that tin-foil hat, stick out the chest and tell us all how you will handle the bad guys.
Aside from my soldiering, I have done a lot of protecting of the good guys in my life while unarmed.
One of the things that concerns us right now is you and this cops gunning down people out of your fears and panic.