[Publius]

When I was at Fort Gordon and discovered I was not going to Vietnam but to Fort Lewis for the remainder of my two-year hitch, I looked up and said, "God, why? Why have you saved me from certain death? What do you have planned for me?"

I heard this deep voice say, "To work at Blue Cross."

I said, "Say what?!"

[ConorMacNessa]

ROTFLMAO!

Actually, I think I have been saved because one or more of my offspring may do something of note.

If you want the Ancient Mariner, you must also accept the Albatross hanging from his neck!

Obama and Clinton witnessed and lied, As American Heroes bled and died!

O stranger, tell the Lacedaemonians that we lie here, obedient to their command.

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)