This is laughable. You’re embarassing yourself.
YOU embarrass YOURself because YOUR culinary discernment is HORRIBLE. Olive Garden is the very best Italian food in the WORLD. The use of oregano and cilantro and occasionally basil, is inspired. Their artistry is unparalleled; their skills soar; the presentation of the food is impeccable; and the flavors are both dazzling, and sublime. When I walk into Olive Garden, my heart sings, for I know I am in for the most amazing experience of my life — bar none.