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Florida Man Falls Asleep While Robbing Home, Cops Share Hilarious Photos
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| 10 Sep 2014
| Tina Nguyen
Posted on 09/10/2014 5:26:38 PM PDT by mandaladon
Even Florida cops think Florida criminals are dumb: the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office posted photos of their latest Dumb Criminal on their Facebook page, a man who was robbing a house when he decided to take a nap, because why not, the bed was there.
Dion Davis was eventually found by a maid who called the cops, and was quickly arrested while he rode a train to Dreamland.
“He was passed out with a bag full of stolen jewelry next to him on the bed and didn’t even notice the deputies taking pictures!” the Sheriff’s Office posted on Facebook, tagging the photo with “#FloriDUH”.
Davis faces charges of burglary to an unoccupied dwelling.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: crime; floriduh
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To: mandaladon
Hypothetical question: You walk into your house and see this home invader on your bed, do you quietly call the police and await their arrival or...
get one of your firearms locked and loaded and stand in the bedroom doorway and blow a whistle that wakes up the invader then shoot him when he stands up........ ?
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posted on
09/10/2014 6:07:36 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Is there such a thing as a vegan zombie?)
To: mandaladon
He was robbing to donate to Charlie Crist’s campaign...
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posted on
09/10/2014 6:59:05 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: mandaladon
I live in Sarasota and I haven’t heard this story yet. Now I’m curious to find out where exactly this happened. In another story it says the man is from Nokomis which is south of Sarasota.
To: mandaladon
File a disability claim saying that narcolepsy is interfering with his vocation as a house robber.
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posted on
09/10/2014 9:28:08 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("Kerry, as Obama's plenipotentiary, is a paradox - the physical presence of a geopolitical absence")
To: mandaladon
Did Mr. Goldilocks eat the porridge and sit in their chairs before trying out all of the beds and falling asleep in one?
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posted on
09/10/2014 9:30:26 PM PDT
by
rey
To: mandaladon
Note to our friends in law enforcement: Always carry a Sharpie and an evil mind, for just such an occasion.
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posted on
09/10/2014 9:30:29 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: mandaladon
“He was passed out with a bag full of stolen jewelry next to him on the bed and didn’t even notice the deputies taking pictures!” the Sheriff’s Office posted on Facebook, tagging the photo with “#FloriDUH”. ... I added the Floriduh keyword. I haven't done that in awhile.
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posted on
09/10/2014 9:38:05 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: NonValueAdded
“File a disability claim saying that narcolepsy is interfering with his vocation as a house robber.”
_______________________
LOL!
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posted on
09/11/2014 5:57:18 PM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(Thank you, Freepers. You all know who you are. You mean a lot to me.)
To: NonValueAdded
“File a disability claim saying that narcolepsy is interfering with his vocation as a house robber.”
_______________________
LOL!
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posted on
09/11/2014 5:57:19 PM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(Thank you, Freepers. You all know who you are. You mean a lot to me.)
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