[Iron Munro]

You can give them false self esteem, you can give them an unearned college degree, you can give them a high paying job doing
busywork, you can give them million dollar vacations but you can't give them common sense and you can't give them class.

[PrivateIdaho]

I just threw up quite a bit in my mouth... thanks.

[silverleaf]

Oh, my eyes ....

those guys were expecting to stick a dollar bill where?
(and she was gonna return change?)