[CivilWarBrewing]

"The spider's bite can cause an erection that sometimes lasts for up to four hours."

That wasn't a banana where she found those spiders.

[353FMG]

You just ruined my laptop keyboard!

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

I can hear the commercial now:

“Go the the ER if you have an erection lasting four hours after finding a Brazilian wandering spider on your banana”