[Praxeologue]

Although its venom is highly toxic, it is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments. The spider's bite can cause an erection that sometimes lasts for up to four hours.

"Hello, its your doctor. I have some good news and some bad news."

What a way to go.

[roadcat]

What a way to go.

You can survive after a four hour erection. That's the good news. Just burn anything that came in contact with the spider. That's the bad news, especially depending on where you got bit.