Hahahaaa... Hit the wrong speed dial.
He meant to dial Juan McCain.
I’ve said before: God Bless Speed Dial. It’s been the undoing of countless dunderheads. Ain’t that techy stuff mahvellous? You have to question the guy’s ability to successfully use a flush terlet and wouldn’t it be neat to find out he was using his “hand Held.?” Maybe he already needs glasses?