“So unless you home invader is a WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) you cant spray him with your Black Flag. “
I just read that Black Spray Paint is quite useful for disposing of ants. Simply apply in copious quantities to the ant’s nest stirring a bit to assure coverage. The ants think they are in a black neighborhood and start killing each other.
All the high school girls around this house have amassed a prepper’s supply of spray glitter paint.
Gold glitter paint not only makes the home invader’s eyes look remarkable, the spray can also be ignited for that toasty smelter effect.
The Sig 229 holds them still in that make-up modelers position, or if not, one can just shoot em.