[Jack Hydrazine]

Mittens must read Free Republic.

[Kenny Bunk]

We may be a bit hasty, here, Jack.

In the name of diversity,

Mitt, The Mormon Milquetoast
must, must I say offer himself once again.

Just as our nation seemed to need a disbarred gay Marxist African community organizer, perhaps a RINO socialist who wears strange testosterone-restricting underwear is just the ticket.

Of course, the main question is theological. Can a Mormon become a Martyr and take down a whole country with him ...again? Pope Frankie, Enquiring minds want to know.