[dfwgator]

First of all, it’s Wódka.

And the Russian stuff is horse piss compared to the Polish stuff.

[Alter Kaker]

First of all, it’s Wódka.

That's the Polish word. I'm speaking English here, not Polish. Do you also correct posters who refer to French wine as opposed to "vin"? Am I allowed to refer to Akihito as the Japanese Emperor or are you going to yell at me if I don't refer to him as 天皇?

[haroldeveryman]

“And the Russian stuff is horse piss “

I think the “vodka” that average Russian working stiff drinks (just before he beats his wife) is synthesized and distilled from natural hydrocarbon gas.