There’s a joke making the rounds:
Somebody says to his coworker, “My college age daughter just told me to formally disown her, cut off her allowance, cease paying her tuition, and move all her possessions out of my house & pile them on the curb.”
“Gee, Joe, did she really say that?”
“Well, not exactly. What she did say was, `Daddy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We’re going to work together on the Hillary campaign!’”
;^)