OJ Simpson Converts to Islam (Mike Tyson to Help)

tvnz ^ | Thursday August 28, 2014

[al baby]

Buckwheat turned muslim now he is Kareem o Wheat

[Dr. Ursus]

Hey,O.J., are you going to eat that ham and cheese sandwich?

[Vendome]

Cut your losses O.J. and come down off your cross.

We need the wood to start a fire...

[roofgoat]

“Mike Tyson as the spiritual leader”

you didn’t catch the part where it said he was “devout”?

[chrisser]

I don't think I'd be lending an ear to Mike Tyson for dietary advice, though.

Nicely done.

[Nevadan]

So OJ, a man who brutally killed his wife and friend has been learning a new faith that encourages the brutal treatment of women, from Tyson, a man with a record of brutal treatment of wives and other women. Hmmm...I think I detect a pattern here.

[driftless2]

Well, Islam is the religion for violent and stupid males.

[Pollster1]

A man who beheaded his wife converts? I’m shocked.

[4yearlurker]

A drowning man will grab even the edge of a sword.

[5thGenTexan]

Joining a religion that condones treating woman like chattel seems to be a fit for OJ. Also, I am sure the version practiced in US prisons is close to Nation of Islam in it’s hatred of the Caucasian race.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Its the perfect religion for OJ..OJ likes cutting off people’s heads, so do Muslims..ISIS wishes they had someone of OJ’s beheading ability join them

[I want the USA back]

Seems like a good fit. An ignorant violent self-pitying piece of reptile-brain $h!t joins a violent death cult.
Now he can claim to be a victim twice over.

[IronJack]

He didn’t completely behead Nicole and Ron, otherwise he could have tested out of the basic courses.

[imardmd1]

Well, he wouldn’t have much hope in Christianity unless he was able to confess, repent, and cling to the Savior henceforth. So I guess Islam is one way to get religion without reality.

[boycott]

I hope he croaks on the day he’s supposed to be released. This murderer shouldn’t never see the sunset again.

[rbg81]

They can keep him. Stupid is as stupid does.

[Nevadan]

re: “He really likes the idea that upon converting to Islam, all of his previous sins are forgiven. O.J. has a lot to be forgiven for.”

I would be curious what OJ identifies as sins since he denies any wrongdoing in the murders he committed.

[SueRae]

Islam converts have been happening in the nation’s prisons for decades. Probably the largest recruiting outlets in the country.

[bert]

He will become Khalid al Hussein bin Souderi and them lay claim to the caliph and the Saudi throne.

The double lineage will bridge the Sunni/Shia gap and bring peace to Islam