I like how he got the beer in his back pocket as well. Yep, during a massive hurricane and massive flooding, nothing is more important than getting as much Heineken as you possibly can.
Looter guy has a Heinie for his Hiney! Way to stay classy!
Stock up on hard liquor. It is a good anesthetic, and can clean wounds. You can barter with it, trading for shotgun rounds. And you can drink to forget the misery you're in because of Obama.
Hey, LooterGuy gots skillz...