True story. When I was a child, my next-door neighbors to the left were a black family. Nice people, always gave us watermelon upon returning from outings to farm country. Anyway, all the girls had bizarre names. One girl was Marvenus. Yeah, named after the planets. Another was Uranus, also named after the planet. Cute name, but their last name was Burns. Yup, Uranus Burns. The boys had normal names like Gary and James. Poor girl must have suffered lots of taunting.
LOL! That is hilarious! I think I start a new list of fuuny double meaning names. Uranus Burns will be at the top of my list.