What about ...
* liquified marshmallow runoff poisoning groundwater
* skin burns
* CO2 emissions from carbonized marshmallows
* plastic marshmallow bag disposal issues
* excess dietary sugar intake
* artificial preservatives
* destruction of forests for marshmallow sticks
* choking hazard
I think we need a new government agency. To be safe, we need a new cabinet level Office of Marshmallow, Fluff, and Miniatures. It’s for the children.
* plastic marshmallow bag disposal issues
Just buy the ones that come in a box...
Carbonized Marshmallows...is there any other kind?
I thought the whole idea was to catch them on fire...
Just think what this is going to do to Hershey Bar and
graham cracker sales...
Campfires are not banned yet?