Just think. I bet there is an EPA rule for how to dispose of a marshmallow that gets to burnt and falls off he stick and how much to fine the young conservative...err I mean camper.
“Just think, someone gets paid for doing this”
and we know who gets to pay him/them.
I’m in the middle of splitting next year’s firewood and all of the odd pieces from the splits (rot, burls, stubborn crotches) go back to the fire pit. Last night, ten kids were left unsupervised around a blazing log fire telling boogerman stories. Earlier, when they were eating marshmallows, one girl tossed her cookies from eating too many. I’m afraid of the government stepping in and sending an agency to make sure we are being responsible.
Am I bad?
Who cares?
Is this more of Michelle’s bs?
30 inches equals 76.2 centimeter!
What happened to all metric all the time?
Feds Still Studying Why Lesbians Are Obese- Washington Free Beacon
Where does the money come from? I thought we were broke,since we can’t afford things that really matter. More to the point,who is the one who actually thought this up & then implemented it?
Actually I’m quite surprised Michelle even allows our youngsters to eat marshmallows——what w/ all that sugar........maybe even the “deadly” corn syrup.
I hope they advised caution when throwing live ammunition into the camp fire.
See 700 page manual on grilling fruit safely.
(Page 698 - Raw pineapple is good too.)
Are they going to print this in Spanish for our wonderful Latino invaders after they cross the border?
try using slices of angel food cake instead of graham crackers.
I once took a joke picture of my kids with marshmallows on their fingers looking like they were about to stick them into a camp fire.
No children were injured in the making of this joke picture but if it was ever made public I’d probably be arrested and I could kiss my presidential campaign goodbye.
They probably just took some existing Field Manual and added the environmental stuff. I think they have a Field Manual for anything you can think of as well as a lot of things you never thought of until you read the manual.