Let me explain something about Gilligan’s Island. It all had to do with the large brain of the Professor. He was hanging on the dock one day and saw these two single hot chicks get on a boat for a three-hour tour. So he follows them on, looks at the crew and passengers and calculates that he’s only one with a chance with the chicks. A storm comes up and the Professor goes below and kicks a hole in the hull. The boat ends up stranded on an island, and the Professor spends three years enjoying every manner of carnal bliss with a movie star and the girl next door.
Don’t forget Lovey aka Natalie Schaefer. Hubba hubba.
Definitely Mary-Ann. . .if given a choice.