A feminist can never be happy. They define themselves by their hatred of things.
There's a local feminist in my area who always seems to get her letters to the editor and articles printed in the local rag. The photo they occasionally show of her depicts an unsmiling, miserable looking women..er.. womyn who has a grudge against the world. I had a co-worker who went to high school with the woman and said her personality was exactly like what she looked like in her photo.