A woman’s prized life-size Obama statue was stolen—and she was so distressed she went to a hospital

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[TigerClaws]

Tiffany Bruce of Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania had saved up for months to buy a life-size Barack Obama statue for her front porch — and then someone stole it.

The loss of the statue, which cost a whopping $1,249, sent Bruce to the hospital, WNEP reports.

“I just wanted to wait until I got it on sale, so I started buying my furniture before I purchased the statue, but I had to have it,” said Bruce. “I peeked my head out the door and Obama’s gone and I kind of went into a panic. I couldn’t breathe, and I had to go to the hospital.” - See more at: http://rare.us/story/a-womans-prized-life-size-obama-statue-was-stolen-and-she-was-so-distressed-she-went-to-a-hospital/#sthash.r4JqTkp2.dpuf

[TigerClaws]

Gone golfing?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Taken by one of Obama’s (mythical) sons???

[Darksheare]

Ah yes, someone messed with the idol of her god.
So she went into hysterics.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"I kind of went into a panic. I couldn’t breathe, and I had to go to the hospital"

I'll lay odds that I along with the rest of the tax payers paid for her hospital visit.

[Mouton]

Anyone who would buy something like that belongs in a hospital, a mental hospital.

[Dr. Sivana]

Can you get one in a jockey outfit with lantern?

[gov_bean_ counter]

No argument here...

[wrench]

Wasn’t Bams found sitting in a park with an empty 6 pack? Why so stressed? If all it takes to get rid of him is leave him on the porch overnight, we should rejoice!

[2ndDivisionVet]

I’d look at the nearest bath house.

[notdownwidems]

WTF? maybe she’s using it like this: www.realdoll.com

[txrefugee]

Proving their are insane people among us.

She should have gotten the cheap O. Hussein blow-up doll.

[defconw]

I thought this had to be a joke right? It’s her money I guess. OMG!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Through out history — Roman emperors claiming to be gods, the Divine Right of Kings, the Cult of Personality of Hitler and Stalin, the hero worship of Juan Peron — people have willingly worshiped their leaders. Let’s not fool ourselves into thinking that it can’t happen here too.

[glorgau]

If she had chained him to the bench that would have been a “political statement”. ;-)

[WakeUpAndVote]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/08/25/the-mystery-is-solved-a-life-size-obama-statue-found-on-park-bench-with-a-six-pack/

And, now you know.

[cripplecreek]

Anyone who would spend $1200 on an Obama statue needs a hospital.

[WayneS]

...or golf course

[gov_bean_ counter]

If you are going that direction, an empty chair would have worked just as well.

[Nailbiter]

I wish someone would steal the real one.
Put us out our misery, with added benefit of watching his followers have exploding heads and melt downs.

[Mouton]

Funny, but I would not even want that on my lawn...perhaps under a pigeon nest.