[Jack Hydrazine]

‘“Captain Sun Ting Wong
Navigator Wi Tu Lo
Chief Petty Officer Ho Lee Fuk
First Mate Bang Ding Ow”
And the cook: Wu Flung Dung’

Add a few other crew mates such as

Wai So Dim

Yu Stin Ki Pu

Chin Tu Fat

Hu Yu Hai Ding

Yung Thin Ho

and Phuc Dat (this is a real name)

and you have a winning team!

[Vaquero]

And the herniated torpedo lifter. Wun Hung Lo.

[Lee'sGhost]

There was a name in the credits of a show I used to watch — many Seinfeld — that made me laugh every time I saw it. Forget the first name, something like:

Suzi Fukuto.