Monsieur Rather, I got an offer for ya. How about:
1. If I’m calling for war against ISIS and would not send my kid,
..... I won't even talk to you.
2. If I’m not calling for war against ISIS and would not send my kid,
..... I won't even talk to you.
3. If I’m calling for war against ISIS and would send my kid,
..... I won't even talk to you.
4. If I’m not calling for war against ISIS and would send my kid,
..... I won't even talk to you.
I think that pretty much covers it.
But I will enhance the offer:
You wanna talk to me, I am available at my going rate for your type which is $50,000 a minute, 3 minute minimum, paid in legal tender upfront, live unedited telecast, prohibition against any and all editing of live footage, and .....
I get to bring to the interview my pet llama who is known to spit at liberals.
Yours truly,
A 'moderate' Irish-American
What Mr. Hostage said, except I will bring Tiger, my attack cat.
“What is the frequency Kenneth?”
5.56mm