[PhiloBedo]

I would like to add to your list:

For crying out loud, pull your pants up!

[RoosterRedux]

Ain't that the truth. They are so pathetically needy they wear their pants low as a sympathetic/pathetic statement to those in prison.

If it is prison they want...do the crime and the time awaits.

If it is death they want, just give the cops a seriously hard time...and death awaits.