I saw in our paper that The One is going to Charlotte on Tuesday. I think it would be a great idea for a few Southeastern FReepers to show up - golf balls in hand. Nothing like throwing them at him, but tossing them on to the stage or dropping them on the sidewalk as he is entering or leaving the building - or maybe we could gift wrap them and ask if we could present him with a gift. Clearly with all of the golfing that he is doing, he could use some more ammo, so to speak.
I would advise against golf balls. The secret service might see that as a threat.
I really like your idea, ridicule is warranted.
I suggest golf tees, sand, and scorecards. If you are far away, fold the scorecard into a paper airplane then toss.