[GOPJ]

The charter Choom Ganger, confessed eater of dog and snorter of coke. The doofus who thinks the language spoken by Austrians is “Austrian,” that you pronounce the p in “corpsman” and that ATMs are the reason why job growth is sluggish. The egomaniac who gave the queen of England an iPod loaded with his own speeches and said he was better at everything than the people who work for him.

Yes, I can see why it would almost be impossible to mock Obama...nice to have it explained...

[Liz]

GET OUT YOUR BARF BAGS---"Barack knows that we are going to have to make sacrifices; we are going to have to change our conversation; we are going to have to change our traditions, our history. We're going to have to move into a different place as a nation to provide the kind of future we all want desperately for our children."--Michelle Obama, May 14, 2008, Speech in San Juan Puerto Rico-- setting up America for the carnage to come.

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LEST WE FORGET THIS GAG-A-RAMA: Valerie Jarrett, WH "Senior Deputy Advisor" (means "wire transfer artist"), longtime Michele and Obama family friend, described Obama to biographer David Remnick in God-like terms that made the Oval Office sound beneath Obama.

“I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were ­extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is,” Remnick quoted her as saying. “He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is.”

She goes on in that vein, adding: “He’s been bored to death his whole life. He’s just too talented to do what ordinary people do.” (NY POST excerpts 7/19/14).

And if Valerie determines Obama is not properly adored and worshipped....there's a price to pay.