I'm afraid we're locked in an ever-spiraling polar vortex of phony compliments and apologies now. If we survive this we should get trophies!
“A new national poll has found that a majority (51%) of Americans aged 18-24 feel that everyone who participates in a sport should get a trophy.”
Good poll.(sarc) Poll the kids who were the first recipients of “Nice try” trophies. Everytime they gave one to my son, he figured out new and clever ways to destroy them.
The best was filling one of the trophies up with firecracker gun powder, using candles to create a cover, cut a hole in that and used some of the firecracker fuses to construct a bigger fuse.
I should of been upset with him, but curiosity got the better of me. What a beautiful explosion. I thought it would fizzle with a poof of smoke.