Posted on 08/23/2014 7:38:14 AM PDT by Kaslin
Ive shared horror stories about government thuggery and Ive shared horror stories about government stupidity.
Thanks to Mark Steyn, we have a story that exemplifies both the brain-dead nature of the public sector and the nasty nature of our bureaucratic overlords.
You may have read about the federal milk police. Well, heres some of what Mark wrote about the Kafkaesque legal regime the federal government maintains for people who want to cross the border with….drugs? no…weapons? no…biological agents? no, nothing like that. Were talking about bagpipes.
…17-year-old Campbell Webster and Eryk Bean, of Concord and Londonderry, New Hampshire understood that if you go to a highland fling a couple of hours north in Quebec youre now obligated to get your bagpipes approved by US Fish & Wildlife. …So Messrs Webster and Bean got their CITES certificate and presented it to the US CBP agent at the Vermont border crossing. Whereupon he promptly confiscated their bagpipes on the grounds that, yes, their US Fish & Wildlife CITES paperwork was valid, but its only valid at 28 ports of entry and this wasnt one of them. Nor is any other US/Canadian land crossing.
Geesh, those poor kids. Their valuable instruments get stolen by the keystone cops simply because the feds arbitrarily decided that federal government paperwork is only accepted at certain federal government outposts.
By the way, bagpipes apparently get all this unwanted attention because some older instruments have components that are made of ivory, and thats verboten under environmental laws.
Anyhow, you wont be surprised to learn that the petty paper pusher who confiscated the bagpipes is also a total jerk.
When the CBP agent seized Messrs Webster and Beans bagpipes, he told them with the characteristic insouciance of the thug bureaucracy that they were never going to see them again. But thanks to the unwelcome publicity the Homeland Security mafiosi were forced to cough em up.
But the story doesnt end here.
The kids apparently are quite the experts with their bagpipes and theyll be competing in a contest in Scotland.
Mark explains the preposterous steps theyll have to go through when they return.
The two pipers are now heading to a competition in Scotland. So theyll be flying back via Boston, which is one of those 28 valid ports of entry. Theyve called Fish & Wildlife to arrange for the mandatory inspection of the bagpipes upon landing at Logan Airport. Unfortunately, the official Fish & Wildlife bagpipes inspector is taking a day off that day…she wont be available to inspect the pipes. So shes told them theyll have to drive back to New Hampshire and then drive back to Logan the following day for the Fish & Wildlife bagpipes inspection. So…the bagpipers will have to take a day off on Thursday just to comply with the diktats of the Department of Paperwork. … Every time you take a bagpipe in and out of the United States its a $476* round-trip fee.
Why cant the bagpipe police simply give them some piece of paper saying their instrument have been deemed kosher? This is sort of like having to apply for a passport each and every time you travel outside America.
And notice that the federal government is charging the kids an inspection fee for the privilege of being harassed!
Sort of like getting an aviation security fee added to your airfare to finance the TSAs patdowns of grandmothers.
Mark has a very dour summary, basically saying that the bagpipe police are a depressing illustration of the loss of freedom to the regulatory state.
Demanding a CITES certificate for bagpipes is a burden upon free-born citizens. Restricting the paperworks validity to only 28 ports of entry is an unduly onerous burden. Requiring the bagpipers to come back on the Wednesday to those 28 ports of entry because the inspectors washing her hair on the Tuesday is an even more onerous and insulting burden. And charging an American $476 to play his bagpipe in Montreal is a shakedown racket unacceptable in a free society. …America is economically sclerotic because its being hyper-regulated to death.
P.S. Excerpts from some of my other favorite Mark Steyn columns can be read here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.
P.S. On a completely separate topic, heres a brutal example of anti-Obama humor.
Ouch. Sort of like the Obama-Putin humor at the bottom of this blog post.
But I also share Obama humor where I sympathize with the President.
Definitely OUTlandish.
And Definitely not HIGHlandish.
Just send the ‘nonessential’ Federal Employees home for the day and leave them there. If they aren’t essential, why were they employed?
That would make an interesting scenario.
Why can’t they mail the bagpipes and put the paperwork inside the box in case it’s ever opened and inspected? Of course, video the packing and keep all reciepts for the postage. You might never see them again but you’d save that $475 to help purchase a new instrument.
A couple years ago I saw a document where the travel and training funding for the agency honor guard and drum and pipe band were projected for the year. My first response was "We have a drum and pipe band?" The total of the two were $375k for what is essentially a complete waste of money.
One might ask how we got into that mess. The answer is simple. CBP promotes the dumbest people they can find in the whole agency to be in charge. If they aren't bad enough they bring in people from the outside that are even worse.
When you give a little man a little power it becomes the most meaningful aspect of his little life.
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